TV Guide Brisbane - 31 Aug 2016

Customised Brisbane TV Guide from guideTV. Our easy to use TV Guide givess you what program schedule with description, actors and directors.

Channel 12 PM 12:30 PM 1 PM 1:30 PM 2 PM 2:30 PM 3 PM 3:30 PM Channel

ONE ONE

ONE ONE

5 AM to 12:30 AM

Talk Show, Talk Shows

Four doctors with four different specialties talk about medicine in a brand new way, answering viewers' questions.

SBS ONE SBS ONE

SBS ONE SBS ONE

12 PM to 12:30 PM

News, International, News and Business

News via satellite from DRTV Dubai, in Arabic, no subtitles.

SBS ONE SBS ONE

12:30 PM to 1 PM

News, News and Business

News from Turkish Radio & TV Corporation, in Turkish, no subtitles.

SBS ONE SBS ONE

1 PM to 2 PM

News, News and Business

Review and analysis of the day's news presented by Jim Lehrer for the Public Broadcasting Service (PBS) in the United States.

Actors: Jim Lehrer

SBS ONE SBS ONE

2 PM to 3 PM

Documentary, Documentaries, Movie, Movies

To celebrate its 250th anniversary, this documentary tells the story of one of the worlds greatest museums, from its foundation by Catherine the Great, though to its status today as a breathtakingly beautiful complex which includes the Winter Palace. Showcasing a vast collection of the worlds greatest artworks together with contemporary art galleries and exhibitions, it holds over 3 million treasures and world class masterpieces in stunning architectural settings. This is its journey from Imperial Palace to State Museum, encompassing a sometimes troubled past, surviving both the Revolution in 1916 and the siege of Leningrad by the Nazis in 1941-44. (From the UK) G CC

SBS ONE SBS ONE

3 PM to 3:30 PM

Current Affairs, News and Business

Presented by George Negus. Focusing on international issues, from economics to conflict, from the environment to technology, from politics to global trends - Dateline offers a window to the world and Australia's place in it.

Actors: George Negus

SBS ONE SBS ONE

3:30 PM to 4:30 PM

Current Affairs, Talk, Talk Shows

Jenny Brockie hosts a discussion forum focusing on a single issue with the participation of a studio audience.

SBS TWO SBS TWO

SBS TWO SBS TWO

11:35 AM to 12:05 PM

Punjabi news service.

SBS TWO SBS TWO

12:05 PM to 12:30 PM

News, News and Business

News via satellite from DDI India, no subtitles.

SBS TWO SBS TWO

12:30 PM to 1 PM

International, News and Business

News via satellite from BVN, in Dutch, no subtitles.

SBS TWO SBS TWO

1 PM to 1:30 PM

News, News and Business

News from PTV Pakistan in Islamabad, in Urdu, no subtitles.

SBS TWO SBS TWO

1:30 PM to 2 PM

News

News via satellite from PolimerTV as broadcast in India (Chennai), in Tamil, no subtitles.

SBS TWO SBS TWO

2 PM to 2:30 PM

News via satellite from Thai Public Broadcasting Service, in Thai, no subtitles. (News)

SBS TWO SBS TWO

2:30 PM to 3 PM

News from Sri Lanka Rupavahini Corporation Colombo Sri Lanka, in Sinhalese, no subtitles.

SBS TWO SBS TWO

3 PM to 3:30 PM

News via satellite from Channel i Bangladesh, in Bangla, no subtitles.

SBS TWO SBS TWO

3:30 PM to 4 PM

African news in English from France 24.

SEVEN SEVEN

SEVEN SEVEN

12 PM to 2 PM

Mystery and Thriller, Movie, Movies

A newswoman Britt Shelley (Jaime Pressly), shockingly wakes up in bed next to the dead body of Detective Jay Burgess and is suspected of foul play. Five years prior, Jay's lifelong friend Raley Gannon (Currie Graham) also woke up next to a dead body. After learning of Britt's scandal and the similarities between their two cases, he realises she might be his only chance for vindication. As the two unravel their mysterious cases together, they find themselves caught in a dangerous political cover-up involving arson and murder.

Directed by: Gary Yates

Actors: Jaime Pressly, Currie Graham, Garwin Sanford

SEVEN SEVEN

2 PM to 3 PM

Current Affairs, News and Business

Discussions and interviews on the news and entertainment of today.

Actors: Sally Obermeder, Kris Smith

SEVEN SEVEN

3 PM to 4 PM

Drama, Drama Group

Follow the lives and loves of a family of vets in a struggling Yorkshire practice as they cope with new wives and babies, money worries and shocking secrets.

7Two 7Two

7Two 7Two

12 PM to 1 PM

In the 1930s, a beleaguered mother uproots her four unruly children to build a new life in the sun drenched island of Corfu. Beset by money worries, will the family survive in this untamed paradise?

7Two 7Two

1 PM to 2 PM

Crime Drama, Drama Group

Lovejoy is an irresistible rogue with a keen eye for antiques, intrigue and beauty.

Actors: Ian McShane, Dudley Sutton, Phyllis Logan, Chris Jury, Caroline Langrishe, Malcolm Tierney

7Two 7Two

2 PM to 3 PM

Travel, Holiday, Arts and Living

Reports on popular travel ideas including budget family holidays, romantic retreats, adventure playgrounds and fantasy five-star hotels.

Actors: Ernie Dingo, Tom Williams, Shelley Craft, Jennifer Hawkins, Andrew Daddo

7Two 7Two

3 PM to 4 PM

Three teams get the chance to live their dream for one day when they create a menu, prepare the food and try to get as many people as possible to pay for their plate.

7mate 7mate

7mate 7mate

12 PM to 1 PM

Alex heads into the Arizona desert in search of inspiration and new sales leads. What he finds is the world's most explosive carnival at the Big Sandy machine gun shoot, where thousands of collectors demo weapons of all sizes.

7mate 7mate

1 PM to 1:30 PM

Documentary, Crime, Documentaries, Drama Group

Reality series that follows the problems of prisoners through the eyes of corrections officers.

7mate 7mate

1:30 PM to 2 PM

Reality, Reality Group

Ron Shirley cuts an imposing image. The hulking, tattooed owner of Lizard Lick Towing &Recovery makes it clear from the start that he means business. With lien holders as their clients, Ron and Bobby must go about the difficult task of tracking down and repossessing property, often coming face-to-face with irate owners. Amy, a former champion power lifter, works the main office, where the owners often bring heated demands that property be returned. As Ron puts it, "We get cussed out, spit on, hit and sued."But for Ron and Amy, the repo business is more than just a job. It's an opportunity for something much bigger. An ordained minister, Ron has a soft spot for people who have truly fallen on hard times. In addition to Ron's ministry, he and Amy frequently help out people in need by connecting them with local churches, food pantries and shelters. Each year, the Shirleys prepare a huge barbecue meal to help some of the people whose property has been repossessed by the company.

7mate 7mate

2 PM to 3 PM

Drama, Drama Group

After a police officer is murdered, Patterson unlocks a disturbing tattoo that appears to have predicted his killing, and the team chases a violent clue trail to stop further attacks. Mayfair reveals secrets from her past to Weller, seriously testing their relationship.

7mate 7mate

3 PM to 3:30 PM

Comedy, Situation, Comedies

When George's car breaks down at the airport, Jerry coolly convinces a waiting limo driver that they are his intended passengers.

Directed by: Tom Cherones

Actors: Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Jason Alexander, Michael Richards

7mate 7mate

3:30 PM to 4 PM

Reality, Reality Group

Billy and Ricky get a call when ducks are mysteriously disappearing from a client's pond. When they set their trap, Billy and Ricky discover a ferocious bobcat has been eating the ducks. Then Billy and Ricky get another call when hundreds of extremely aggressive red wasps and yellow jackets are terrorising a family. When they arrive, they discover that the nest is inside a couch. Ricky is extremely allergic to wasps and is going to have to get very close to them in order to get rid of them. Can they get this job done, without having to take Ricky to the hospital?

Nine Nine

Nine Nine

12 PM to 1 PM

Comedy, Comedies

Ellen is a comedy about the life of a young woman by the name of Ellen Morgan-a neurotic, 30-something, bookstore employee who tries to get by life in dealing with her many random foils and follies (and not to mention her annoying and overbearing parents, Lois and Harold).

Nine Nine

1 PM to 1:30 PM

News, Current Affairs, News and Business, News and Business

Stories on local community news and issues.

Nine Nine

1:30 PM to 2 PM

Comedy, Situation, Comedies

A new comedy about three best friends from LA who find their lives changed forever when their plane - headed for Paris - makes an emergency landing in Cleveland. When they discover that they are hot in Cleveland, they decide to stay! Starting over, they rent a house that happens to come with one very feisty caretaker.

Actors: Betty White, Jane Leeves, Wendie Malick, Valerie Bertinelli

Nine Nine

2 PM to 3 PM

Home and Garden, Game Show, Reality Group, Arts and Living

Four couples put themselves and their relationships to the test in the ultimate real estate challenge...

Nine Nine

3 PM to 4 PM

News, Weather, News and Business

News from Australia and overseas, plus sports and weather.

Ten Ten

Ten Ten

4:30 AM to 12:30 AM

News

Morning talk show hosted by Charlie Rose, Gayle King, and Erica Hill.

ELEVEN ELEVEN

ELEVEN ELEVEN

12 PM to 1 PM

Drama, Drama Group

When an erratic and litigious client is murdered, Alicia is convinced to waive attorney/client privilege to help the police when she learns that the killer may also be targeting someone close to her.

Actors: Julianna Margulies, Chris Noth, Christine Baranski, Josh Charles

ELEVEN ELEVEN

1 PM to 2 PM

Drama, Fantasy, Drama Group

Allison leaves her job at the D.A.'s office after she's recruited to work for the Lydecker Corporation by another psychic who works there.

Directed by: Peter Werner

Actors: Patricia Arquette, Jake Weber, Miguel Sandoval, David Morse, Sofia Vassilieva, David Cubitt

ELEVEN ELEVEN

2 PM to 2:30 PM

Comedy, Comedies

Becker has an ethical decision to make with one of his patients and Reggie is proposed to on her second date with a man.

Directed by: Ken Levine

Actors: Ted Danson, Alex Desert, Terry Farrell, LeVar Burton, Shawnee Smith, Hattie Winston, Saverio Guerra

ELEVEN ELEVEN

2:30 PM to 3 PM

Comedy, Comedies

Becker decides to quit smokingunfortunately, on a day when nothing goes right; Margaret is worried that her marriage is falling apart when her husband plans a trip to Atlantic City without her.

Directed by: Andy Ackerman

Actors: Ted Danson, Alex Desert, Terry Farrell, Hattie Winston, Shawnee Smith, Saverio Guerra, Kathryn Joosten

ELEVEN ELEVEN

3 PM to 3:30 PM

Comedy, Situation, Comedies

Ray and Debra are discouraged when they realise that their sex life isn't what it used to be.

Directed by: Will Mackenzie

Actors: Ray Romano, Patricia Heaton, Doris Roberts, Peter Boyle

ELEVEN ELEVEN

3:30 PM to 4 PM

Comedy, Situation, Comedies

Upon drafting their wills, Ray and Debra must decide who would make the best guardians for their children.

Directed by: Will Mackenzie

Actors: Ray Romano, Patricia Heaton, Doris Roberts, Peter Boyle

GEM GEM

GEM GEM

12 PM to 1:10 PM

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GEM GEM

1:10 PM to 2:20 PM

Drama, Drama Group

A moving, intimate, funny and true-to-life look at the colourful stories of midwifery and families in East London in the 1950s, based on the best-selling memoirs of the late Jennifer Worth. CAST: Jessica Raine

Actors: Jessica Raine

GEM GEM

2:20 PM to 4:30 PM

Crime Drama, Mystery and Suspense, Drama Group, Mystery and Thriller

This UK series brings to life Agatha Christie's Belgian detective, Hercule Poirot (played by David Suchet), whose sleuthing belongs chiefly in the 1920s and 1930s. Based in London, with the very English Captain Hastings (Hugh Fraser) as his Dr Watson, Poirot

Actors: David Suchet, Hugh Fraser, Philip Jackson, Pauline Moran

Go Go

Go Go

12 PM to 12:30 PM

Animated, Childrens Group, Children

Island Adventure: Steven takes Lars and Sadie on a vacation to a magical beach to mend their friendship./Alone Together: The Gems try to teach Steven to use his fusion powers./: Steven, the half-gem hero with a magical bellybutton, believes there's nothing he can't handle when he has the Crystal Gems by his side!

Go Go

12:30 PM to 1 PM

Animated, Science Fiction, Childrens Group, Sci-Fi and Fantasy

Ben goes into the Null Void to aid the Plumber's Helpers defeat D'Void.

Go Go

1 PM to 1:30 PM

Action, Childrens Group

When Poisandra steals Santa's Computer, it's up to the Rangers to get it back before Christmas is cancelled.

Go Go

1:30 PM to 2 PM

Children, Childrens Group

It's Mr. Slater's annual dog show, and Sooty is determined that Sweep will win the grand prize. But will he be brave enough to attempt the Doggie Assault Course?

Go Go

2 PM to 2:30 PM

Action, Action and Adventure

When a sentient computer virus takes over all of Dr Eggman's technology, Orbot and Cubot must enter the cyber world in order to defeat it.

Go Go

2:30 PM to 3 PM

Animated, Children, Childrens Group

So strange, so unique, so...uh...spongy. Deep down in the Pacific Ocean in the subterranean city of Bikini Bottom lives a square yellow sea sponge named SpongeBob SquarePants. SpongeBob lives in a pineapple with his pet snail, Gary, loves his job as a fry cook at the Krusty Krab, and has a knack for getting into all kinds of trouble without really trying. When he's not getting on the nerves of his cranky next door neighbour Squidward, SpongeBob can usually be found smack in the middle of all sorts of strange situations with his best buddy, the simple yet lovable starfish, Patrick, or his thrill-seeking surfer-girl squirrel pal, Sandy Cheeks. In Bikini Bottom, fish walk, blowing bubbles is art, and the tastiest undersea treat is a deep-fried Krabby Patty Burger. Dive in and soak it all up!

Actors: Tom Kenny, Rodger Bumpass, Bill Fagerbakke, Carolyn Lawrence

Go Go

3 PM to 3:30 PM

Animated, Children

On spooky pumpkin moon night, Hazel and the Charmers go to the pumpkin patch to find the best pumpkins to win the contest.

Go Go

3:30 PM to 4 PM

Children, Childrens Group

Featuring a mysterious breed of rabbitlike creatures that have come from another planet and that cause havoc everywhere they go in the human world. They have only one rule, have fun!

ABC1 ABC1

ABC1 ABC1

12 PM to 12:30 PM

News, News and Business, Live

Ros Childs presents the latest from ABC News, following today's top stories and coverage of events as they unfold. Plus comprehensive analysis and original reporting from ABC reporters around Australia and the world.

ABC1 ABC1

12:30 PM to 1:30 PM

Current Affairs, Talk, News and Business, Talk Shows, Live

United States Ambassador to Australia, John Berry addresses the National Press Club. #npc

ABC1 ABC1

1:30 PM to 1:59 PM

Interview, Talk, Arts and Living, Talk Shows

Envy: Foreign editor at The Australian, Greg Sheridan; writer, Angela Meyer; artistic director Opera Australia, Lyndon Terracini; and Walkley-winning journalist, Kate McClymont, join Jennifer to discuss Envy in literature.

Actors: Jennifer Byrne

ABC1 ABC1

1:59 PM to 3:17 PM

Current Affairs, News and Business, Live

Question Time is a section of proceedings in parliament in which government backbenchers and members of the opposition and minor parties, ask questions of the Prime Minister and other government ministers, which they are obliged to answer.

ABC1 ABC1

3:17 PM to 3:45 PM

Cooking, Home and Garden, Arts and Living

This week on the Cook and the Chef, Maggie and Simon really show their different approaches to cooking. Maggie cooks a hearty meal for the family, while Simon gives a restaurant touch to his meal. It's chicken and salads in two different ways with a shared simple desert of strawberries and mango.

Actors: Maggie Beer, Simon Bryant

ABC1 ABC1

3:45 PM to 4:12 PM

Crime Drama, Drama, Drama Group

Things get strained between some of the detectives, when they are assigned on a training course.

ABC2 ABC2

ABC2 ABC2

12 PM to 12:30 PM

Educational, Children, Childrens Group, Educational Group

Join Big Bird, Oscar, Elmo, Bert, Cookie Monster, the Count and many other characters to learn the alphabet and to count with Count von Count, but most of all just have a good time, in this age old favourite children's educational program.

ABC2 ABC2

12:30 PM to 12:57 PM

Educational, Children, Childrens Group, Educational Group

Join the Play School team to learn a little, while singing songs, listening to stories, making things, and going on adventures with Big Ted, Jemima and all the other toys.

Actors: Benita, John, Noni, George, Monica, Trisha, Philip, Angela, Colin

ABC2 ABC2

12:57 PM to 1:11 PM

Children, Childrens Group

When Q Pootle 5's delicious astronaut disappears in the night, Pootle thinks Ray might have something to do with it. But where is Ray?

ABC2 ABC2

1:11 PM to 1:38 PM

Children, Childrens Group

Stephanie and Ziggy visit all the LazyTown characters and finds out what their favorite LazyTown song is.

ABC2 ABC2

1:38 PM to 1:53 PM

Take a ride down Lah-Lah Lane where you will first meet the enchanting central character Lah-Lah, who is inquisitive, clever and loves to sing. Lah-Lah and her band negotiate their way through the trickiest of situations.

ABC2 ABC2

1:53 PM to 2:05 PM

Children, Childrens Group, Educational, Educational Group

Joey and his friends are excited when they come across a bush full of delicious smelling buluru berries. Wally Two Trees warns them that they must leave the berries on the bush until they are all ripe.

ABC2 ABC2

2:05 PM to 2:21 PM

Children

Buddy and Don are 'footprint detectives' as they track and find creatures they know at the Big Pond. The plot thickens when they discover fossilised tracks that are millions of years old!

ABC2 ABC2

2:21 PM to 2:32 PM

Messy monster can't find his caterpillar friends. The garden bush where he left his friends is now covered with pretty butterflies. But where did the caterpillars go? He flutters off to Okido to find out.

ABC2 ABC2

2:32 PM to 2:47 PM

Children, Childrens Group

The tale of why Warthog is so ugly.

ABC2 ABC2

2:47 PM to 2:58 PM

Animated, Childrens Group

It's the General's birthday and the Little Princess decides to bake him a cake - much to the horror of the Chef who thinks it should be his job. After a frosty standoff it's decided that they can each make a cake. But will the castle kitche

ABC2 ABC2

2:58 PM to 3:13 PM

The Furchester Hotel is an 'almost' world class Muppet hotel, owned and operated by a close-knit family of cheerfully incompetent Muppet monsters.

ABC2 ABC2

3:13 PM to 3:30 PM

Animated, Childrens Group

With his new and demanding job as Head of SDS, it's Postman Pat as you have never seen him before. This well-deserved promotion means that Postman Pat will now be called on by the SDS to deliver anything, anytime, anywhere!

ABC2 ABC2

3:30 PM to 4 PM

Educational, Children, Childrens Group, Educational Group

This new weekday series encourages children to get up and be active. Through play, dance and drama the presenters and toys invite preschoolers and their families to explore and develop the skills of body movement and action.

Actors: Benita, John, Noni, George, Monica, Trisha, Philip, Angela, Colin

ABC3 ABC3

ABC3 ABC3

12 PM to 12:43 PM

Drama, Horse, Drama Group

Tim and Jack are reliving their glory days, and Amy begins to wonder if Ty is revisiting his past when he and Kit are thrown together with her pregnant mare. CAST: Graham Wardle, Chris Potter

Actors: Amber Marshall, Michelle Morgan, Shaun Johnston

ABC3 ABC3

12:43 PM to 1:07 PM

The Bay is a blissful seaside community where everyone knows everyone- like one big happy family until Maxine's unfortunate speech at Ben and Sarah's engagement party. A speech that goes horribly wrong and changes everything.

ABC3 ABC3

1:07 PM to 1:33 PM

Maddy Smith has a secret - she's a Wolfblood! Just as she's preparing for her first transformation into a wolf, a new boy, Rhydian, starts at her school and they both instinctively know their true nature.

Actors: Aimee Kelly

ABC3 ABC3

1:33 PM to 1:58 PM

Family, Children, Childrens Group

Tayla is over the moon when she wins an all expenses paid trip to Spectac-U-Land: the ultimate fun park destination. The only problem is, it's a trip for two.

ABC3 ABC3

1:58 PM to 2:10 PM

Children, Childrens Group

Mowgli's adventures open out in the lush tropical forest of Seeonee amidst splendid Indian royal forts, temples, waterfalls and the Waingunga river.

ABC3 ABC3

2:10 PM to 2:35 PM

Animated, Childrens Group

Lakewood Elementary has just instituted IRP; a program where kids can earn points for reading. Buster and Brain never agree on movies. Buster rates every film a 10, while Brain doesn't seem to like anything...

ABC3 ABC3

2:35 PM to 2:51 PM

Children, Childrens Group

The barracuda, who are normally scary, are swimming around Salacia. The sea princesses think something strange is going on. Could this Drylander swimming with the barracuda be the descendant of the Barracuda sea princess?

ABC3 ABC3

2:51 PM to 3:15 PM

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ABC3 ABC3

3:15 PM to 3:27 PM

Join Maurice the penguin who thinks he's a tiger and his misfit friends as they embark on an adventure they will never forget!

ABC3 ABC3

3:27 PM to 3:50 PM

Animated, Childrens Group

High in the Arctic, a machine designed to harness the energy of the aurora borealis has gone haywire. If not repaired, it could permanently disrupt the magnetic field protecting the Earth. Scott and Virgil answer the call, despite Virgil's insistence that they both need a break. Complicating matters is the fact that an atmospheric approach will be impossible, which forces Scott and Virgil to configure SKI PODS to get there in time. Scott admits the burden he feels as leader but the crisis is averted with Max's help.

ABC3 ABC3

3:50 PM to 4:02 PM

Animated, Children, Childrens Group

When Danger Mouse and Penfold corner the Baron, the evil villain uses his latest gadget - a tectonic plate spinner - to escape, by rearranging the countries of the world. London is now part of New York.

ABC News 24 ABC News 24

ABC News 24 ABC News 24

12 PM to 12:30 PM

News, Weather, News and Business, Live

The latest news, breaking news and live coverage of events as they happen from Australia's largest broadcast news network. Comprehensive coverage, original reporting, and analysis of news in Australia.

ABC News 24 ABC News 24

12:30 PM to 1:30 PM

Current Affairs, Talk, News and Business, Talk Shows, Live

United States Ambassador to Australia, John Berry addresses the National Press Club. #npc

ABC News 24 ABC News 24

1:30 PM to 1:59 PM

News, Weather, News and Business, Live

The latest news, breaking news and live coverage of events as they happen from Australia's largest broadcast news network. Comprehensive coverage, original reporting, and analysis of news in Australia.

ABC News 24 ABC News 24

1:59 PM to 3:14 PM

Current Affairs, News and Business, Live

Question Time is a section of proceedings in parliament in which government backbenchers and members of the opposition and minor parties, ask questions of the Prime Minister and other government ministers, which they are obliged to answer.

ABC News 24 ABC News 24

3:14 PM to 4 PM

Live

Kumi Taguchi and co-host Tony Eastley cover the latest news along with interviews and analysis from expert guests. Featuring The Business with Ticky Fullerton at 4:30pm.

NITV NITV

NITV NITV

11 AM to 1 PM

Sports, Sports Group

North East AFL action featuring NT Thunder and teams from Queensland, NSW, and ACT.

NITV NITV

1 PM to 2:30 PM

Sports, Talk Show, Sports Group

Retired Broncos captain Justin Hodges and Logie nominee actor Aaron Fa'Aoso will lead a cast of league fanatics as NITV scores the newest and hottest NRL entertainment footy show, League Nation Live.

NITV NITV

2:30 PM to 3 PM

Look, listen, learn and dance with Mugu Kids host Jub. Nadeena Dixon performs her song, Mulberry Dive and Annette Sax reads the book she illustrated, Bartja and Mayila.

NITV NITV

3 PM to 3:30 PM

Children, Educational, Childrens Group, Arts and Living

Yamba the Honeyant takes us on fun adventures to communities and shows us arts and crafts.

NITV NITV

3:30 PM to 4 PM

Brandon and Kayne are headed to Arnhem Land, Kakadu, for Kayne's final mission - he must catch, cook and eat an Arafura File Snake, a delicacy in the area. But getting to Arnhem Land is a mission in its self.