TV Guide Melbourne - 01 Feb 2015

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ONE ONE

ONE ONE

12:30 AM to 1 AM

Magazine, Outdoors, Arts and Living

Features a snappy mix of feel-good segments that rediscover the joys of a roaring V8 engine, a good BBQ, a punt on the dogs and a bit of a perve along the way.

ONE ONE

1 AM to 1:30 AM

Comedy, War, Comedies, Drama Group

After their jeep stalls, Hawkeye and Hot Lips are stranded without contact far from base. Despite being enemies, they must stick together to survive.

Directed by: Alan Alda

Actors: Alan Alda, Mike Farrell, Loretta Swit, Harry Morgan, David Ogden Stiers, William Christopher, Jamie Farr

ONE ONE

1:30 AM to 2 AM

Comedy, War, Comedies, Drama Group

Hot Lips, believing herself to be pregnant, asks Hawkeye to test her. Meanwhile, a patient holds Charles at gunpoint, demanding he be sent back to Ohio.

Actors: Alan Alda, Loretta Swit

ONE ONE

2 AM to 2:30 AM

Sports, Sports Group

Join Micah Adams as he travels to exotic destinations and the adventures he has getting there. Featuring high adventure sports and intense fishing action.

ONE ONE

2:30 AM to 3:30 AM

Arts and Living

Margaret Kordas, the boss of PJ Pets/Pets Unlimited, goes under cover and spends a week working in her own stores. Throughout her journey, she comes to appreciate her retail staff's skills and talents.

ONE ONE

3:30 AM to 4:30 AM

Arts and Living

John Rothschild is the CEO of Prime Restaurants Inc. He goes undercover in the restaurant in a bid to check the front lines of the business. Hoping that it will help him how to increase sales.

SBS ONE SBS ONE

SBS ONE SBS ONE

1:10 AM to 1:45 AM

Comedy, Comedies

Comedian and director of the obscenely hilarious hit film The Aristocrats, Paul Provenza invites some of the biggest names in stand-up to sit down " and try to beat each other to the punchline. From politics and racism to sex and life experience, no topic is off limits in the green room. Roseanne Barr, Sandra Bernhard, Drew Carey, Andy Dick, Eddie Izzard, Penn Jillette and Bob Saget are just a few of Provenzas friends who show us what really goes on when comedians go off. (From the USA) MA (L)

SBS ONE SBS ONE

1:45 AM to 3:30 AM

Action, Movie, Action and Adventure, Movies

Yoshie (Aya Kiguchi) is an ill-treated assistant geisha who is recruited to join the Hidden Geishas - a gang of cyborg assassins. But she soon discovers her new boss is the bad guy.

Directed by: Noboru Iguchi

Actors: Naoto Takenaka, Suzuki Matsuo

SBS ONE SBS ONE

3:30 AM to 5 AM

Movie, Drama, Movies, Drama Group

When an Afghani-born woman living in Canada receives a letter from her suicidal sister, she embarks on a dangerous journey through Afghanistan to try to find her.

Directed by: Mohsen Makhmalbaf

Actors: Nelofer Pazira, Hassan Tantai, Sadou Teymouri

SBS TWO SBS TWO

SBS TWO SBS TWO

12:55 AM to 1:55 AM

Documentary, Documentaries

57-year-old Colin Window, the bridge officer of the Woolwich Ferry, travels to Dhaka, Bangladesh to train and work as a ferryman on the Buriganga River. Hosted by 70-year-old Muhammed Loteef in one of the city's slums, Colin is introduced to his new vessel, a small wooden rowboat known as a Sampan. In temperatures of up to 40 degrees, Sampan operators row passengers and goods across the quarter mile stretch of river every days, dodging the huge barges and passenger ships that dominate the Buriganga. (From the UK) (Part 2 of 3) PG CC

SBS TWO SBS TWO

1:55 AM to 3:25 AM

Animated, Comedies, Movies

In France's answer to magic realism, Madame Souza buys her grandson Champion (a lonely little boy) a bicycle. Years go by, and with Souza putting him through his paces, Champion earns his name. Now he is ready to enter the world's most famous cycling competition, the Tour de France. But the race has barely begun when two mysterious men in black kidnap him and whisk him away in a huge ocean liner. Souza and her faithful dog hire a paddle boat and follow the liner in an effort to rescue him. They end up in a giant metropolis called Belleville, where they encounter three eccentric female music-hall stars of the 1930s, who, besides playing music using household items such as the fridge and vacuum cleaner, eat frogs which they catch themselves using sticks of dynamite. The trio joins Souza as she tracks down the evil French Mafia.

Directed by: Sylvain Chomet

SBS TWO SBS TWO

3:25 AM to 5:20 AM

News

The English language news channel from China Central Television (CCTV), the nation's largest national broadcasting network.

SEVEN SEVEN

SEVEN SEVEN

12:45 AM to 1:45 AM

Home and Garden, Reality, Arts and Living

Presenter Sarah Beeny follows amateur developers as they renovate their first or second properties, bought purely to improve and sell on at a profit.

SEVEN SEVEN

1:45 AM to 3 AM

Comedy, Comedies

While Cricket is about to see another, unsuspected side of Blake, Sharon is determined to extract satisfaction. A beaten (probably not) Carlene is about to try to force herself to make a major concession to Amanda and a suddenly Andrew-less Heather scuttles back into the GCB fold.

SEVEN SEVEN

3 AM to 3:30 AM

Animals, Family, Arts and Living, ScienceNatureTechnology

Dr. Harry Cooper offers veterinary advice on pets that are brought into his clinic and while he is travelling around different parts of Australia making surprise housecalls.

Actors: Harry Cooper, Katrina Warren

SEVEN SEVEN

3:30 AM to 4 AM

Religion, Arts and Living

Religious program.

7Two 7Two

7Two 7Two

12 AM to 2 AM

Tennis, Sports Group

All the tennis action with the 2007 semifinal between Federer and Roddick.

7Two 7Two

2 AM to 6 AM

Tennis, Sports Group

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7mate 7mate

7mate 7mate

12:30 AM to 3:30 AM

Football, Sports, Sports Group

NFC Championship Game: Green Bay Packers versus Seattle Seahawks. The Packers and Seahawks played the first game this season. Now, at the same place, CenturyLink Field, they could play their last.

7mate 7mate

3:30 AM to 4 AM

Auto, Arts and Living

Dream Car Garage is a weekly Canadian television show with a lighthearted approach to showing every man the cars he would love to have in his garage. Dream Car Garage is a must see for the car lover in all of us!

Nine Nine

Nine Nine

12:20 AM to 2:20 AM

Horror, Mystery and Thriller, Movie, Movies

Alexandre Aja (The Hills Have Eyes) directs Kiefer Sutherland as Ben Carson, a disgraced former cop who is attempting to pick up the shattered pieces of his ife. He takes a job guarding the ruins of a once-famous department store, but the terrifying images he sees in the store's ornate mirrors will send him on a pulse-racing mission to unravel the secrets of the building's past... before they destroy his entire life! Support cast includes Paula Patton, Amy Smart, Jason Flemyng, Julian Glover and Tim Ahern.

Directed by: Alexandre Aja

Actors: Kiefer Sutherland, Paula Patton, Amy Smart

Nine Nine

2:20 AM to 4:20 AM

Drama, Comedy, Drama Group, Movies

Alfie, our womanising hero, now works as a truck driver and finally meets his match in the form of sophisticated magazine editor Abby. She's out of his league, and he's out of his element when she turns out to be as romantically ruthless as he is.

Directed by: Ken Hughes

Actors: Joan Collins, Alan Price, Jill Townsend

Ten Ten

Ten Ten

1:30 AM to 2 AM

Shopping, Arts and Living

Home shopping infomercials

Ten Ten

2 AM to 2:30 AM

Shopping, Arts and Living

Home shopping infomercials

Ten Ten

2:30 AM to 3 AM

Shopping, Arts and Living

Home shopping infomercials

Ten Ten

3 AM to 3:30 AM

Shopping, Arts and Living

Home shopping infomercials

Ten Ten

3:30 AM to 4 AM

Shopping, Arts and Living

Home shopping infomercials

ELEVEN ELEVEN

ELEVEN ELEVEN

1:40 AM to 2:05 AM

Comedy, Situation, Comedies

Ray is upset when he realises that the twins, Michael and Geoffrey, are playing fairies in the school play.

Directed by: Gary Halvorson

Actors: Ray Romano, Patricia Heaton, Doris Roberts, Peter Boyle, Brad Garrett

ELEVEN ELEVEN

2:05 AM to 2:30 AM

Comedy, Situation, Comedies

Robert gets a surprise visit from the woman with whom he fell head-over-heels in love when the Barones vacationed in Italy.

Directed by: Gary Halvorson

Actors: Ray Romano, Patricia Heaton, Brad Garrett, Alex Meneses, Doris Roberts, Peter Boyle

ELEVEN ELEVEN

2:30 AM to 3 AM

Comedy, Comedies

Jake mourns for his nana; Becker and Chris try too hard to consummate their relationship; Linda feng shui's the office.

Directed by: Ken Levine

Actors: Ted Danson, Nancy Travis, Hattie Winston, Shawnee Smith, Alex Desert, Jorge Garcia

ELEVEN ELEVEN

3 AM to 4 AM

Fantasy, Drama, Sci-Fi and Fantasy, Drama Group

After vanquishing a demon from Wyatt's room, Piper has an epiphany and decides to swear off men so that she can devote the rest of her life to raising and protecting Wyatt.

Directed by: David Jackson

Actors: Holly Marie Combs, Alyssa Milano, Rose McGowan, Brian Krause, Drew Fuller, Dorian Gregory

GEM GEM

GEM GEM

12:40 AM to 1:40 AM

From the Darebin International Sports Centre (DISC), Australia's best in the elite and under 19 categories will battle it out for the coveted green and gold.

GEM GEM

1:40 AM to 3:50 AM

Action, War, Action and Adventure, Movies

A lieutenant discovers the woman he's been falling in love with has been checking his qualifications for a top secret mission.

Directed by: Gordon Douglas

Actors: James Garner, Edmond O'Brien

GEM GEM

3:50 AM to 5:20 AM

Horror, Movie, Mystery and Thriller, Movies

An uptight, leather-clad female alien, armed with a raygun and accompanied by a menacing robot, comes to Earth to collect Earth's men as breeding stock.

Directed by: David Macdonald

Actors: Hazel Court, Peter Reynolds, Adrienne Corri

Go Go

Go Go

12 AM to 2:10 AM

Movie, Comedy, Movies, Comedies

Ron Howard directs this riotous comedy about a couple of entrepreneurial morgue attendants who decide to spice up their late shift by starting a call-girl service.

Directed by: Ron Howard

Actors: Henry Winkler, Michael Keaton, Shelley Long, Gina Hecht

Go Go

2:10 AM to 4:20 AM

Horror, Thriller, Movies, Movies

An archeologist discovers his daughter is possessed by the spirit of an Egyptian queen. To save mankind he must destroy her.

Directed by: Mike Newell

Actors: Charlton Heston, Susannah York, Jill Townsend, Stephanie Zimbalist

ABC ABC

ABC ABC

12:05 AM to 5 AM

Music, Arts and Living

Continuous music programming

ABC2 ABC2

ABC2 ABC2

12:55 AM to 1:25 AM

Comedy, Comedies

About His Important Decision. Simon Amstell plays a version of himself - a television presenter searching for something more meaningful to do with his life.

ABC2 ABC2

1:25 AM to 1:55 AM

Comedy, Comedies

About His Important Decision. Simon Amstell plays a version of himself - a television presenter searching for something more meaningful to do with his life.

ABC2 ABC2

1:55 AM to 2:25 AM

Comedy, Comedies

About His Important Decision. Simon Amstell plays a version of himself - a television presenter searching for something more meaningful to do with his life.

ABC2 ABC2

2:25 AM to 4 AM

News, Weather, News and Business

A short wrap-up of the news, sports and weather.

ABC3 ABC3

ABC News 24 ABC News 24

ABC News 24 ABC News 24

12 AM to 12:02 AM

News, Weather, News and Business

A short wrap-up of the news, sports and weather.

ABC News 24 ABC News 24

12:02 AM to 1 AM

Art, Arts and Living

Big Ideas presents the best public talks, debates and lectures from Australia and around the world, with a focus on arts and culture.

ABC News 24 ABC News 24

1 AM to 1:30 AM

News, News and Business

The latest international news direct from the BBC.

ABC News 24 ABC News 24

1:30 AM to 2 AM

News, Current Affairs, News and Business

Host James Valentine hosts a new weekly arts and entertainment program. The half-hour program will cover some things you know about, some you love, and some things only your kids will have heard of.

ABC News 24 ABC News 24

2 AM to 3 AM

News, News and Business

World news linking Al Jazeera's international news centres.

ABC News 24 ABC News 24

3 AM to 3:30 AM

News, News and Business

The latest international news direct from the BBC.

ABC News 24 ABC News 24

3:30 AM to 4 AM

News, News and Business

TBA

NITV NITV

NITV NITV

12 AM to 1 AM

Hosted by Alec Doomadgee, Volumz brings you music and interviews highlighting the best of the Australian Indigenous music scene.

NITV NITV

1 AM to 2 AM

Hosted by Alec Doomadgee, Volumz brings you music and interviews highlighting the best of the Australian Indigenous music scene.

NITV NITV

2 AM to 3 AM

Hosted by Alec Doomadgee, Volumz brings you music and interviews highlighting the best of the Australian Indigenous music scene.

NITV NITV

3 AM to 4 AM

Hosted by Alec Doomadgee, Volumz brings you music and interviews highlighting the best of the Australian Indigenous music scene.